Blue: Mom, they sell Elf on the Shelf at the store. 🎄
Me: Huh, that’s strange. 😳
Blue: I mean, why? Why would they do that?? Elves come from the North Pole. Not the store
Me: Maybe so people can use them for decoration?!
Blue: Why would anyone want to do that?? We don’t need an Elf decoration.
Me: Well, maybe people who don’t have kids. They want a cute elf at their house.
Blue: Yeah, I don’t know. Seems strange.