What’s Your Name?!

Red: I’m thirsty!!

Blue: Hi, Thirsty! I’m Blue. Nice to meet you! What’s your last name?!

Red: πŸ€”………😠

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What Did You Say?!

We just parked at the grocery store and I’m responding to a work email…

Red: “Let’s go, mom. You’re wasting my time.”

Umm…what has kindergarten done to him?!

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Potty Like A Big Boy

Blue: I went potty like a big boy (standing up) 4 times today!

Me: Whoa! You’re getting good. You’re going to have to do that when you start kindergarten, ya know. You’re going to have to potty like a big boy, tie your own shoes, get your own lunch.

Blue: That’s soooo much stuff they want us to do. We’re going to be there a long time learning all that stuff they got for us. I’ll be there forever.

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I Don’t Want Glasses

Dad: You boys πŸ‘¬ have your eye πŸ‘€ appointments tomorrow.

Blue: Noooo! I don’t want glasses πŸ‘“, and that’s final.

Red: Brudder, you know when you wake up and you have ‘tuff in your eye? The doctor is just gonna look and see if you have that. If you do, then you need glasses πŸ‘“.

Blue: If I have it, then why can’t he just pick that out?! I don’t want glasses πŸ‘“, and that’s that.

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Hold On, Please

I’m trying to get the plates 🍽 and drinks πŸ₯›ready and the kids sat down for dinner…..

Blue: Mama, can I have water and a ‘poon and more cheese?

Me: Yes, hold on please.

Blue: Well, I’m not weally sure what to hold on to.

Keep Dreaming

Blue has just gotten out of bed and sees Pink and says, “Honey baby, you were just in my dream. You and daddy and I were in Jamaica.” πŸ‡―πŸ‡²

Red and I look at each other like πŸ€”πŸ˜’πŸ™

Blue: Morning, bubba. You were…

Red: I’m not listening to you. You’re not nice. Go back to bed and keep dreaming.

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