Hers Not Been That Bad…

As I’m working in the kitchen, I hear Red in the other room talking to “Elfie” about Santa bringing Pink mulch for Christmas.  When he walks in the kitchen…

Me: Buddy, did you tell Elfie that Pink wants mulch for Christmas?!

Red: I told him that hers only wants a wittle bit of mulch.

Me:  Mulch?!

Red: Yeah, mom, mulch!

I continue to stare at him, not really sure where he would come up with mulch, or what he could possibly be trying to say.

Red: You know mom, that ‘tuff dad puts on the grill?!

Me: Oh!  You mean charcoal!  Coal…

Red: Yeah, that too.  I told Elfie hers not been that bad.  She only wants a wittle bit.  Hers wants some dolls, not just mulch.

Me: Ok.  Got it.  I sure hope Elfie listens to you.

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