I Don’t Want Glasses

Dad: You boys πŸ‘¬ have your eye πŸ‘€ appointments tomorrow.

Blue: Noooo! I don’t want glasses πŸ‘“, and that’s final.

Red: Brudder, you know when you wake up and you have ‘tuff in your eye? The doctor is just gonna look and see if you have that. If you do, then you need glasses πŸ‘“.

Blue: If I have it, then why can’t he just pick that out?! I don’t want glasses πŸ‘“, and that’s that.

#ToddlerAdventures #ThatsThat #OneStubbornKid #ThatPoorDoctor


Hold On, Please

I’m trying to get the plates 🍽 and drinks πŸ₯›ready and the kids sat down for dinner…..

Blue: Mama, can I have water and a ‘poon and more cheese?

Me: Yes, hold on please.

Blue: Well, I’m not weally sure what to hold on to.

Online Shopping Club

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Keep Dreaming

Blue has just gotten out of bed and sees Pink and says, “Honey baby, you were just in my dream. You and daddy and I were in Jamaica.” πŸ‡―πŸ‡²

Red and I look at each other like πŸ€”πŸ˜’πŸ™

Blue: Morning, bubba. You were…

Red: I’m not listening to you. You’re not nice. Go back to bed and keep dreaming.

#ToddlerAdventures #CanIBeInJamaicaToo #ThanksForThinkingOfUs

High Maintenance Lunch Eaters

Toddler Adventures:

Me: Boys, when you start kindergarten, you’re going to be taking a lunch and a snack.

Blue: That’s weird.

Me: Yep, it’ll be different for you. So, we have to start thinking of ideas of things you like for you to take.

Blue: I think cheeseburgers would be good. πŸ”

Red: Yeah, and grilled cheese. πŸžπŸ§€

Me: …….πŸ‘€