Last night while carrying Red to bed, Blue asked for me to come back and carry him, also.
Red: You not a baby, dude. You came outta mom’s belly first. Be a big boy!
Red: (to me as I’m tucking him in) He not acting like a big boy. He ‘posed to take care of Pink and I ’cause he came outta your belly first. Right? Pink and I are the babies.
Me: Bud, you and your brother are the same age. You both are big boys. Do you want to sleep in a crib like Pink and be a baby?
Red: Yep, I’ll get my pillow. Will you carry me there?