Which Smurf Are You?!

Blue:  Mama, what that mean ‘murf name that not nice to people?

Me: Gargamel?

Blue: No, that ‘murf who always not happy?

Me: Oh, Grumpy Smurf.

Blue: Yeah, that one.  That me right now.

Me: Why are you grumpy?

Blue: You and Kendall teamed up and find me.  That’s not nice.  I not gonna be happy at anyone the rest of the night.  I gonna be Grumpy ‘Murf.

Me: Well, then you can just go to bed after dinner.

Blue: But I not say I’m Sleepy ‘Murf.


Let’s Stick to Baby Dolls!

Red:  Mom, can you get us two babies?

Me: For what?

Red: Blue wants a baby to sleep with, and I want a baby to sleep with.

Me: Oh, like two baby dolls from Toys R Us?

Red : No, like two twin babies from your belly.

Me: 😩