It seems, no matter the dinner, the boys always have to take 15 potty breaks during meals. Tonight was no different. So, as Blue was going, for the 15th time, I told him…
Me: This is the last time you’re going potty. I need you to finish your dinner.
Blue: You just shut your big mouth!
Me: Excuse me?!
Blue:….stares blankly at me, realizing he’s in trouble.
Me: We do not say that. That is not nice. I’m going to spank your butt.
Blue: Fine. But you’re gonna get poop on your hand.