Me: (Sitting on Blue’s bed to wake him) Happy Birthday, bud!!
Blue: It not my birthday. Tomorrow my birthday.
Me: Nope, it’s today. You’re 4 today!
Blue: No, it not.
Me: (Going over to Red’s bed to wake him) Happy Birthday!!
Red: Happy Birfday, mama.
Blue: (Holding his arms out in front of him, side by side.) But my arms not even grow, mom. I not 4 yet.