(While changing Pink’s diaper…)
Blue: Mom, why Pink not have a peeper?
Me: Because, she’s a girl. Girls don’t have peepers.
Blue: Do you have a peeper?
Me: No, mom is a girl.
Blue: What you girls have then?
Red: They got something that looks like a butt.
Blue: What that butt in the front called?
Me: Time to go to school. Go get your coats.