No worry needed…

Red is holding himself, and clearly has to potty.

Me: Red, if you have to go potty, you better go.

Red: You worry about you, Mom. Not me.


Too smart for his own good

On the way home from school, Blue is being whiny and screaming at his brother and sister.

Me: Blue, you are not being nice. That’s not how we treat people. I don’t want to hear another word out of your mouth until we get home.

Blue: Aaahhh!! Oooooooo!! Eeeeeee!

Me: Blue!

Blue: What, mom?! They not words.