Happy Birthday!

Me: Happy Birthday, Blue!! You’re three today!!

Blue: No, I free yesterday when I had my cake.

Me: Yes, you had your party the other day, but today is your real birthday.

Blue: No, today I five.

Me: Ya know, when you turn five you have to go to school!

Blue: Oh. I free today.


Are you smarter than a 2 year old?!

Me: Boys, you aren’t doing a good job of listening. I’m going to have to call that Easter Bunny and tell him not to come if you don’t start behaving.

Blue: No. No. Bunnies not talk. You can’t call him.