Me: Red, are you cold? Do you want a blanket?

Red: No.

Me. I’m cold.

Red. I fine.

Me. Oh, well I’m freezing.

Red: Freezing like Olaf?!

Me: Yep, I sure am.


No More Fishie

I turned on the fish tank light, and like every morning…

Blue & Red: Wake up fishies, wake up!

Blue: There’s nemo!

Red : Where’s blue fish?

Blue: Right there. (Pointing to the blue fish.)

Red: No other blue fish. Where other blue fish?

Me: Right there, silly. (Pointing to the blue fish.)

Red: No! I flush him. Where him go? When him come home?

Blue: Yea! We flush him in potty! Where him at?