Red just got done going potty on the potty….

Me: Buddy, I’m so proud of you, going potty on the potty like a big boy. Can I have a kiss?

Red: Kiss my butt!

Me: Excuse me?!

Red: Kiss my butt. My butt went poop.


Tag Team

The boys are in the kitchen, throwing trains at each other, as I’m trying to cook dinner. Red knocks a dish towel off the hook in the process….

Blue: “I get it, Bubba,” As he picks up the dish towel, and tries unsuccessfully three times to put it back on the hook. He glances a Red, who is still watching the situation, and shoves it under the stove.

Blue: “Good job, Buddy!!”